monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

hipster-trichster:

cloudcuckoolander527:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

nedahoyin:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

fake-mermaid:

glamorous-dreams:

wallflowwerr:

f4kesmiler:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.
Moseby: You are welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?
London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*
Moseby: Hello?
London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

always reblog

I CRIED SO HARD

CRYING RN

OMG :(((((

fake-mermaid:

glamorous-dreams:

wallflowwerr:

f4kesmiler:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.

Moseby: You are welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?

London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*

Moseby: Hello?

London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

always reblog

I CRIED SO HARD

CRYING RN

OMG :(((((

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.